Denver

I haven't met many Denver's in my life. They are usually very funny, creative, talented. They can sing and dance very well. Denver's are very well organized. She will be very very beautiful and any guy would be so lucky to have her. Once you build a strong relationship with her, it will be so painful to lose her. She will forever be your best friend and there will never be a dull moment in your life with a Denver

Daniel : Wow that girl is so funny
Me : She is definitely a Denver

by Malissa😌 October 21, 2019

John Devereux'd

A comical fall on ice, resulting in the victim slipping and sliding around, trying to maintain his balance, before hurdling towards the floor and injuring his ribs and chin.

Holy shit! That guy just John Devereux'd

by Captaincottro December 28, 2009

Dirty Ruff Denver

A Dirty Ruff Denver is preformed when a girl with the name Denver and a guy with the name Daniel have anal sex. The Daniel then proceeds to tie Denver to the bed post and suck her nipples. After this, they proceed to normal intercourse until both have reached their pleasure.

Person 1: Hey, Denver looked tired. Know why?

Daniel: Yeah! Me and her did a Dirty Ruff Denver last night! It was great!

by LustrosWetCotton May 10, 2020

Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew)

The act of hanging with your crew from a period otherwise known as SaturUnday. To get crunked and babble in a language only found in the SaturUnday period in time! An actual vortex of sloshy funness usually only coherent to the crew itself. Outsiders are most likely NOT to understand easily, unless of course they have been previously submerged in the SaturUnday funday previously before.

Gurl that was some serious Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew) we spit some serious verbal salad. We should have put that shit on vid, it woulda been viral by now already shoot. The only thang missing from making the Denver Get Rich Crew complete was Tranny Tyler! Where she is be?

by Chocolate Brent April 29, 2011

Denver

City named after legendary singer, John Denver

Also known as the "City by the Bay".

Makes Craig Ferguson poop funny.

The natives hate the Texans and Californians. Mostly because all of them move to Denver.

Globally known for its omelettes
and its shitty sports teams.

Contains literally thousands of MMJ dispensaries.

The population is entirely composed of cowboys,
and a large number of Vietnamese.

-- So I flew to Oregon to see my family over the holidays.

>> Oh, do they live in Denver?

-- Denver's on the east coast you dumbass.

by UCDude May 14, 2011

Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)

Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.

by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004