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Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.
by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019
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desk dweller

That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.
Well there goes Brian again for his morning fill up. Hes such a desk dweller
by Bigsexy5 March 4, 2023
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Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
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Desk Accessory

Desk Accessory is an Extra Needy person who fits great on your desk, make sure they're dirty though
A had a desk accessory on my desk and it was all dirty and Extra Needy
by Prince Of chaos September 4, 2025
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desk.27

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!
by desk.27 November 26, 2021
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computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."
by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017
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