David is a dumb fuck
by Xgsjajanamaoiq March 07, 2019
by Motley76 March 13, 2017
Blonde hair, blue eyes, and is very strong. He can be kicked in the balls and not feel a thing and just laugh. He has perfect muscles without even trying to workout. He is silly, funny, nice, and very caring. He is basically a martyr for his friends, he would sacrifice his own life for those whom he loves the most. He is very trustworthy and understanding. He is pretty good with his hands too, he beat Through the Fire and Flames on EXPERT on Guitar Hero 3. He has a VERY deep voice, and it's quite amusing when he is singing to Lady GaGa. This guy is my best friend, and more.
by somegirl136 November 29, 2009
David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life
by Slimelover55643 July 09, 2018
A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it
by Stepone October 18, 2019
by Auschwitz jew hitler fire March 14, 2017
The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.
David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
by Spiderwikipeida October 23, 2018