Minstrel Cycle

The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period

Oh my god, my wife is having her Minstrel Cycle.

by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010

scare cycle

A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her period and be pregnant. This is not necessarily a complete month it is any amount of time that you are scared and worried about a girl getting pregnant. When a girl gets her period, the scare cycle is finished.

"Dude I don't know I'm really worried about my girlfriend we are still in a scare cycle cause the condom broke" or "I just finished my scare cycle after that one-night stand I had"

by Audrella May 14, 2008

Cycle Babble

The continuous ramblings of a women regarding her current menstrual cycle. May include but is not limited to: complaints about and description of symptoms, commentary on how easy men have it, and a running narative lasting 5-8 days on how it seems like she just had her period last week.

"I had to listen to Jenna's Cycle Babble all the way to Detroit. You'd think she was the only person who ever had a period!"

by Mickey Rock March 29, 2010

Cyclepathic

Cycle-Pathic -

While on a push-bike, mowing down innocent people that are walking on the cycle path.

"Wow seeing that group of teenagers on the cycle path really gives me 'Cyclepathic' Tendencies." Bob says after attaching spikes to the front of his bike and speeding towards them.

by COMMANDER CUNTPUNT October 20, 2020

lunar cycle

All the phases of the Moon

The third day of the lunar cycle
Metonic cycle

by Sara132048 August 24, 2016

Grapefruit Cycle

The act of putting a grapefruit in the vaginal area of a woman and seeing if it comes out of the rectum

Guy 1 : Dude, I totally put the grapefruit cycle on my gf

Guy 2 : The what?

by Your pseudonym#2 October 5, 2019

Peddling your menstrual cycle

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

by hardyanimal August 31, 2022