by mug3ed December 12, 2021

The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018

To apply copious amounts of Curve cologne to one’s self and to one’s bros with or without their consent. Especially when occupying the firehouse and you need to catch some good work.
Man, we haven’t had a fire in awhile, we need to get curved up!
We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.
We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!
We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.
We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!
by Wild Bill Hargrave May 4, 2024

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008

Gentleman #1: That frankfurter was ill!
Gentleman #2: Word to the curve!
<ironic hi-five>
Gentleman #1: But this place is still wack.
Gentleman #2: Oh snap!
Gentleman #2: Word to the curve!
<ironic hi-five>
Gentleman #1: But this place is still wack.
Gentleman #2: Oh snap!
by antipopper September 17, 2010

by Krisser Misseren April 7, 2019

rubbing your upward curved penis
by Braddog969 June 18, 2023
