The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.
“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”
by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019
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Me: well looks like i fell for a cranzboo
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by glutherv November 19, 2019
Get the cranzboo mug.A synonym to 'genius' for our silicone-based fellows. A highly sophisticated AI system would not be labelled 'genius', but 'conzelsmart'.
"Did you see how Alpha Zero destroyed Magnus Carlsen in that chess match yesterday?"
"Yeah—the opening trap was conzelsmart!"
"Yeah—the opening trap was conzelsmart!"
by Yagamifyed June 13, 2020
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by Cookietheif2020 May 25, 2020
Get the cronafacation mug.by Doloriel June 2, 2020
Get the Crongel mug.The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.
Omg, that egg got cronched
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020
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