Fan Crack

Refers to random humor partaining to a particular show/movie/book that often makes no sense to people outside the fandom. The thought behind the term is that one would have to be on crack to think up some of the jokes. Also extremely adictive (Ex: "crack breeds crack")

Can come in the form of fanfiction, fanart, photo edits, etc, etc.

The fan crack destroys my brain cells... in a happy way.

by Firien March 30, 2005

crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.

“You can always find a dealer at the crack house.”

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"

by IceWarm October 31, 2004

crack a phat

To get an erection or hard penis

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.

by Fiona Schrapel and Sarah Zeuner April 7, 2007

Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

by jeff30000 February 4, 2008

Prayer Crack

When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.

Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...

by Abu Big Bird February 9, 2013

Keyboard crack

Someone who spends hours whiling away on the computer, without regard to times passing.

Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."

by PrissyPatriot January 7, 2012

crack chili

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)

This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!

by Pastor Jeffrey September 8, 2022