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Fan Crack

Refers to random humor partaining to a particular show/movie/book that often makes no sense to people outside the fandom. The thought behind the term is that one would have to be on crack to think up some of the jokes. Also extremely adictive (Ex: "crack breeds crack")

Can come in the form of fanfiction, fanart, photo edits, etc, etc.
The fan crack destroys my brain cells... in a happy way.
by Firien March 30, 2005
mugGet the Fan Crackmug.

crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.
“You can always find a dealer at the crack house.”

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"
by IceWarm October 31, 2004
mugGet the crack housemug.

Prayer Crack

When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.
Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...
by Abu Big Bird February 9, 2013
mugGet the Prayer Crackmug.

Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.
Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.
by jeff30000 February 4, 2008
mugGet the Crack the bowlmug.

Crack The Crust

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.
by infuscate, pakke November 9, 2022
mugGet the Crack The Crustmug.

crack chili

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)
This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!
by Pastor Jeffrey September 8, 2022
mugGet the crack chilimug.

Keyboard crack

Someone who spends hours whiling away on the computer, without regard to times passing.
Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."
by PrissyPatriot January 7, 2012
mugGet the Keyboard crackmug.

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