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Female Cottaging

Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.

Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
by Heloby October 29, 2012
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Cottage Cheese

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010
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CATIA hero

An extremely entertaining passtime that gives all people the chance to feel like CAD design engineers. The game involves shapes scrolling at various speeds up and down the screen, and the players must press a series of buttons to design more workable shapes than the other players. The shapes vary in difficulty depending on the level you are playing. CATIA was the first to come out with this sort of simulation game, but ProE and SolidWorks are looking into developing something similar.
Wanna be engineer #1: "Hey man have you played the new CATIA hero?"
Wanna be engineer #2: "Yea dude I totally rocked it on the window frame deisgn last night!!"
Wanna be engineer #1: "Window frame?!? Wow man, you're on expert already?!?"
by Rachris August 6, 2008
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Cotman

A Cotman is a fun individual who enjoys, sunday night dinners, buns at dinner and excessive family drinking. Leg guitaring and inappropriate dinner conversations are also popular traits among this variety. They all also tend to be extremely good looking.
Wow, that girl is such a Cotman.
by ilovejohntravoltaandjeopardy February 7, 2010
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Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.
clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"
by schedulingsquad August 27, 2013
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coriandered

something has been influenced by Something Asian
Paul's been coriandered
by Eeericah May 14, 2017
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Coriayn

The rudest best friend you'll probably have
Friend: Why do you deal with the name calling and jokes?
Me: Well shes my Coriayn
by Jdrstorm February 1, 2018
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