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Kissing The Coronavirus

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1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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Coronavirass

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noun:

Coronavirass (not to be confused with the life threatening respiratory disease Coronavirus) is an accumulation of thiccness around the bumcheeks, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

While the term Coronavirass pertains specifically to the booty, it is sometimes applied to lower body thiccness in general. A similar phenomenon that occurs on the upper body has been referred to as Quarrantiddies.
"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone pretending my coronavirass is a balance ball chair."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had a juicy booty already but coronavirass too? Damn."

"I sure miss football practice, it's been cancelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me a comfy coronavirass!"

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a coronavirass so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."
by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020
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Coronaviris

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A death penalty for random people that catch it.
The coronaviris is out of control
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coronavirass

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Increased ass size from weight gained during the coronavirus pandemic.
I just saw her for the first time since we were all quarantined—she's a got quite the coronavirass now.
by UrbanCopywriter November 9, 2021
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