Conservative Action

The practice of providing admissions or hiring advantage to applicants with conservative political or religious beliefs in an effort to achieve "intellectual diversity" in educational institutions.

Law Student A: "John Yoo's war crimes memoranda read like Colbert satire. How is that hack teaching at Boalt?"

Law Student B: "Conservative action can work wonders for an academic career."

by Richard Epstein February 18, 2011

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Conservative nympho

A woman who is addicted to sex, but she only particpates in sexual activity with her man.

J: Man my girl is a nympho! I love it!
Ralph: Woah dude! If she's a nympho then your chances of getting cheated on are higher so be careful.
J: Nah bro, Lala is a conservative nympho so I don't have to worry about her cheating on me.
Ralph: Awesome! You're one lucky man!

by vocabqueentoyou October 20, 2016

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conservativegan

When, like a vegan, conservatives are extra about being a conservative

bro 1 Bro, Jeff is such a conservativegan!
bro 2 True, he won't stop talking about how much he loves Donald Trump

by sbmc34 April 2, 2017

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conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019

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Conservtard

a word directed at conservatives, similar to libtard.

you conservtard you dont deserve to be in power

by blueballsbilly April 14, 2021

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Conservative

A person who envies traditional values & free market capitalism. Believes in preservation of the status quo. Anti-establishment, for gun rights, endorses free speech, persona autonomy, rtc.

Trump is a conservative

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

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