go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

Coal powered car

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.

Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

snowflake in a coal mine

A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.

Shawty right there is a snowflake in a coal mine

by SovereignBlogger December 2, 2017