Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Clusterfucks

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.

Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!

by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025

clusterfuck

in short words: South Sudan

me:*watches a video*
video: if clusterfuck was a word, it would have a picture of south sudan next to it in urban dictionary

by myassisgonnadie September 24, 2019

Clusterfuck

A large amount of something

There was a clusterfuck of deer in the field

by breezyy88 November 30, 2021

Clusterfuck

A verb of the adjective clusterfuck meaning to turn a situation or room into a clusterfuck of disaster

I brought a bomb to school the cafeteria is about to get clusterfucked.

by Indybeast15 March 6, 2015

Ineffable clusterfuck

When something or someone is so fucked up there are no longer words to describe their complete dumbassery..

The ineffable clusterfucks are back at it again, running their one eye worn suckers about bullshit to stay relevant…..

by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025

Clusterfuck

A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.

The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.

by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013