milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 08, 2016
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Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 10, 2020
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The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
by CrusadeToaster4 May 05, 2020
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Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee
by Carltuk May 04, 2016
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Street Cleaner

Someone who snorts the pubic hair of their partner after a fresh shave
Person 1: did you hear about Rodrigo?
Person 2: no
Person 1: he is a street cleaner now…
Person 2: wow I didn’t know he was into that!
by Streetcleaner101 January 23, 2024
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Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
by DieselDick3 March 31, 2018
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Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.
I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.
by boo&brasen June 25, 2010
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