chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie November 13, 2007

Chuck Norris sex

The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.

Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris

"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"

-Chuck Norris

by Toby Lee Williams January 09, 2009

Fuckin Chuck Norris!

Line used in dodgeball. Used to describe someone who just ruined your day. Often bugly or uses Nautalis regularly.

Note: This is not a scene Deffinition

Jill--Jessie You look fucking fat today

Jessie--FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS!

by Jizzle fo Shizzle April 16, 2006

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley September 18, 2007

Chuck Norris Lemonade

The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.

Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.

by bigdaddy10 October 28, 2007

Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 11, 2007