by NootPenguin November 2, 2018

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023

continued, Jimbo- do I look like your momma
Aleks. L- No you look like me because ive been screwing your momma and im your father
Jimbo. M- .......(silence)
Michael. H (cripple)- oooooooo, Rip ching
Aleks. L- No you look like me because ive been screwing your momma and im your father
Jimbo. M- .......(silence)
Michael. H (cripple)- oooooooo, Rip ching
by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat June 23, 2007

The phrase used to describe a Turbocharger made in China and sold on Ebay for dirt cheap. They are also very good quality.
Friend 1:Dude, did you see that kids turbo!? It was like nothing I've ever seen!
Friend2: Yeah dude, I bet you it was one of those sweet Ching Chang Meow's!
Friend2: Yeah dude, I bet you it was one of those sweet Ching Chang Meow's!
by 03EvoVIII April 22, 2010

guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
by Derzero April 15, 2020

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by StarbooIsCanon January 3, 2022
