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The Chapman Salute

The act of fisting a man or woman with a closed hand, and then opening the hand and with the middle and forefinger, giving the peace sign, or in the English case, the derogatory term classified as "fuck you" in America. Then, he opens and closes his fingers in a scissor-like motion, giving the man or woman pleasure.
"When James gave Andy the Chapman Salute, the young man quivered with excitement.
by BuffaloBill08 December 21, 2008
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charmander syndrome

N. When you lose your fire in a game of beer pong.
Jack: I was was on fire then i miss the cup that would have won the game.

Jill: You got a case of charmander syndrome.

Jack: FML.
by S1THGAM3R April 21, 2011
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jarryd chapman

Being in the state of GAYNESS.

see: Big Gay
Girl: So, what'd you do last night?
Girl2: Ah man, This guy took me to the movies and he was SO being a JARRYD CHAPMAN.
Girl: OMG! What'd he do!?
Girl2: In the middle of the movie he said "I have to go powder my nose." And then he asked if I had any cherry flavored lip gloss.
Girl: Wow. That is a JARRYD CHAPMAN!
by CiCi and FiFi McFatFat July 20, 2008
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chattman

greasy faced bitch with cock
pizza with cock
by kerpal May 18, 2004
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chapmanville

southern west virginia town where everyone knows everyone and they all met at a family reunion
I met my girlfriend in Chapmanville.
by sleepysloth August 2, 2008
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emily chapman

A two faced bitch; she is so fucking annoying she makes you want to throw yourself in front of a bus. Steals friends and boyfriends. She treats people like shit. She also will touch you and make your feel uncomfortable, tries to be the center of attention. Thinks she's a great singer, when really sounds like a dying frog giving birth to a whale.
Guy: Emily chapman got a really bad part in the play

Guy #2: yeah it's cause she has a sucky voice.

Girl: Emily chapman stole my boyfriend

Girl #2: She's a piece of trashskank and does that all the time. She's the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.
by Emily Valentine January 6, 2014
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Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.
Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!
by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010
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