Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

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Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".

Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.

by S455R525 May 15, 2016

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chapped off

To be really angry

I'm so chapped off right now

by RealRams October 5, 2016

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chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

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chap

the action of doing something that’s sketchy and can lead to a consequence.

if someone gets in trouble or even caught you say they got chapped.

person 1: just hop the fence on that side so the security cams don’t see you.
person 2: nah that’s too chap, i ain’t trna get in trouble or nuthin

person a: why isn’t zach at school today

person b: at home still, he got chapped sneaking out last night and his parents wanna keep an eye on him

by _big.mich December 9, 2019

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