Chad

A being of ultimate masculinity.

Just because you talked with 3 different girls doesn't make you a Chad

by NigJewMusWhite May 20, 2019

Chad

Girlfriend stealers. Often seen doing sick 1080ºs on a skateboard. Chads WILL steal your girlfriend, no girl can resist the rad power of Chad. Chads absolutly hate watermelons. Watermelons are a known repelant for Chads.

"We've gotta get out of here, there's a Chad!"
"Don't worry, I've got pepper spray."
"That won't work, Chad's +7 Radness repels all things except watermelons."
"Shoot! We're Ricked then!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs March 30, 2015

Chad

A Chad is the frat bro everyone wishes they knew. The frat bro that will do a keg stand and then punch a dude for trying to feel up a random drunk girl. The frat bro that could meet your parents. The frat bro we need, but not the one we deserve. We need to earn the chad, not demand it.

Girl 1: Wow, I thought he’d be a jerk, but he’s actually such a Chad.
Girl 2: Really? For a minute there, I was convinced he was a Kyle.

by 57bees November 25, 2018

Chad

A Chad is a Interesting person, He is Very Funny Cute and caring. He is not always Selected First for Being a first crush at times, But His gaze Will Knock You off your Feet. He Is those Types of People That you can fall in Love with Once you get to know his Admiring Personality.He Enjoys Sports and admires the Game. His eyes are Unique and Colorful. He Smells good and is Great to Give Advice to and spill to with.

"Omigosh!!! He HAS TO BE A CHAD."

"Hes Such a Chad."

"Look out! Chad At 12:00"

by Slatttt1 March 20, 2019

Chad

An intoxicated guy from Canada who unconsciously wanders into others people's rooms, pisses all over their belongings, and feels he is too cool to clean it up.

Why are my shoes and chair wet? Was there a fucking Chad in here?

by THE FUCK'N RA February 7, 2010

Chad

a tool. Someone who consistently wears cut off t-shirts, gold or silver chains, jerseys, baggy jeans, jean shorts. Favorite brands are Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Wal-Mart. They are often douche-bags.

That guy looks like a tool sportin those Jordans without laces and a baggy pair of jorts. He's a Chad.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein June 11, 2006

Chad

Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.

Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.

For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson

Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad

by Anonymious February 11, 2008