Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 09, 2008

Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta November 29, 2015

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 22, 2006

captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

by Shermdaddy100 June 01, 2023

Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3

by Wizard Cat June 21, 2017

Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.

Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 13, 2022