Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022

Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore

I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys

by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022

Calvin

A Fat Flying Cow Known as a Wabin

A Calvin is coming!1

by WaBinCowflies December 18, 2018

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 11, 2019

Calvin

If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.

"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"

by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018

Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.

Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

by Todd789 July 25, 2018

Christa and Calvin

they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.

Christa and Calvin is the couple that always loves each other no matter what.

by chimmekelly July 29, 2018