Nose First

When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.

Man has a nose first down their

by Swfty50 April 21, 2021

first principles

Starting from scratch, origin from baking as to start from raw ingredients. Most often used in the context of pizzas and software.

The resident expert was out so I used first principles to understand why the website was down. I had to look at the code to do so.

by Fast Johnny J July 27, 2010

SANJAY FIRST

SANJAY FIRST is the cat's meow of parties. You will see shit there that people won't see in a lifetime. It doesn't happen often but when it does you must be reefed if you are planning on missing it. It is a cure to all nightmares, so come out and get cranked. We Can Finally Catch A Break!!!

"Oh I heard Sanjay is back in town, are you goin to SANJAY FIRST?"
"Don't ask questions you already know the answer too, I wouldn't miss SANJAY FIRST even if my wife was delivering birth to my first son."

by WetKids October 19, 2022

First Point

The first morning set of a surf session. similar to Dawn Patrol- It's the first ride of the day and usually noted as being the best of any session.

"I hit first point today at Swamies"

by Mr. GQ October 23, 2008

First batch

The first batch of children from one couple (I.e. they had 2 children one year a part than took a break and had another 2...). also known as practice batch, these children normally have a lot of issues. And to some are treated like second class.

Second batch son: mom, why are the older kids so different? Mom: oh, their just first batch’s.

by She’ll know when she sees. May 27, 2020

First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.

Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.

by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022

first year

First years is the collective term given to first year secondary school students, typically in Ireland. Usually aged 11/12, they are seen as innocent and naive compared to their fifth or sixth year schoolmates, and are at the bottom of the school food chain.

Older Student: Jesus look at all the first years, the size of that one's bag. He's as green as grass! He won't last ten minutes in Ms. Smyth's class.

by unionaerospace July 20, 2018