girl: *talking to friend* ugh my boobs hurt sm
freind: try not wearing aa bra when your alone as much
some perv listening to convo: *thinking in head* may be i should say smth...
perv talking to girl: *has an idea* giiiirllll
maybe i could massage them for you
later ;) ifykwhatimean
both girls: fack off
ya spookey betch