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Boat Book

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.
There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.
by GBrell May 3, 2009
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Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.
Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".
by K-Feds Harry Sack December 13, 2010
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roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.
"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008
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Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Tiny Boat

When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
*Phone Vibrates*

Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."
by Tiny Boat January 10, 2015
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Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time
Look at Michael double boating over there
by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018
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