INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.

DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.

by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010

world blind

Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.

Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*

Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...

Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.

by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017

Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

Audibly blind

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.

*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*

Team Mate: use glitch

Audibly blind person: ...

Team mate: USE GLITCH

audibly blind person: ...

Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨

Audibly blind person: ...

*dies*

by PartTimeShotCaller June 1, 2020

Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date

“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

Ketchup Blindness

A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.

Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!

by jeorb87 December 10, 2020

blind snapping

When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.

Ian, I don’t talk to you much anymore because you do nothing but blind snapping nowadays at college

by pl112 December 24, 2018