birth my food baby

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.
by bazukanuka September 25, 2017
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birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
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Birth canal road rash

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
by kiki057 March 10, 2017
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giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.
"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."
by tommm May 15, 2005
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A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes May 07, 2011
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Draw them giving birth

Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth
Person 1: give me some request that I can draw

Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth

Person 1: No-

Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth
by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021
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hot dog birth

torpey came into this world by hot dog birth smelling like weiners
by peter pan the 14th April 04, 2008
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