Bindi

A term commonly attributed to asexual, genetic freaks who excel in the fields of mathematics and science. These person(s) do not make legitimate attempts to connect with the opposite sex throughout their lives', and consequently, often commit suicide in their early thirties in order to escape the stressful hell-hole that life has become without steady companionship.

Dude, Bill has become such a Bindi, he used to be so happy...

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Binding Spell

to bind with magic

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by I HATE YOU ALLI HATE YOU ALLI HATE YOU ALLI HATE Y April 4, 2003

Bindi

bindi is nerdy ass, geeky ass, self disciplining, porn addicted (more like "directing" aka watching), highly oddball BINDIAN, ridiculous amount of ketchup & mustard mixing, hairy legged, DIRTY TOE NAILS, liquid gulping DE-SI, with 20 lbs heavy book bags whose only commute is from one LIBRARY TO ANOTHER.

I smell some Long island American born confused de-si BINDI,damn he SHOWERED W/ some SOUPY ass overpriced CHICKEN TIKKA !

by GoatLifter April 11, 2008

Bindo

A fully grown man or woman who sniffs children's and or a youth's bicycle seat.

Little Jonny hopped off his bicycle and old Bill that Bindo ran over to catch the fresh scent.

by C.William Kelly September 5, 2010

Bindipper

Slang aimed a British football fans from the city of Liverpool. They look through bins for something to eat.

Thiefing Bindippers.

by Concretefingers March 10, 2018

Bindi shot

When a projectile (commonly a bullet) enters through the forehead of someone. The hole created resembles a bindi decoration.

Person A: Dude some guy just got shot in the head!
Person B: Where on the head?
Person A: The forehead!
Person B: BINDI SHOT!!!

by nomnivore August 25, 2011

bindi

A red dot that Indian women have on their forehead to record shit you saying so they can bring it up later on in an argument.

Raj: (sarcasm) I think your mother is great

Wife: That wasn't what you were saying on June the 24th 1992 at approximately 10:39pm...
Raj: Oh no, she recorded me with her bindi!

by The beast G October 21, 2015