much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

better call saul effect

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high

it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

by Ultiminati April 27, 2022

better not bring your kids

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!

So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

by mister ferrari April 14, 2008

Better Dead than Red

Better Dead than Red pretty much means that it is better to die than to be communist. It was used a lot during the western side of the Cold War. It will sometimes be used in the modern-day but mainly online.

Communism is on the rise! If I am wrong though, better dead than red.

by USAFRAF August 25, 2020

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019