Arsenal

(n)Also known as the Devil, is a football team located in north London. They are known because Arsenal has a fame of buying the soul of young players. They are managed by Frenchman, Arsene Wenger who, like the French in many international conflicts, gives up before they are able to win any honors. Additionally, many of the players a rumored to be gay, for example goalkeeper Manuel Almunia. This has led to Arsenal and its fan hating their rivals, the Tottenham Hotspurs because they have a rooster in their team emblem.

"Arsenal just dropped 3 points. When will Arsene Wenger learn that by giving up you don't actually win.

by Epic Win~ February 20, 2010

Arsenal

The shittest football club to ever exist. Constantly losing to the likes of Norwich and Southampton. They are a joke of a club. Their manager, Arsene Wenger, had been around since the creation of the football. They have been known to rent out their trophy cabinet to the homeless, as there is ample space for up to 3 people and their belongings at once, do to the lack of success since their creation. They are robbers, as their cheapest ticket is 4 quid less than Hull's most expensive ticket. They have a "loyal" fan base known as the Gooners (not to be confused with wankers).

See also: Shit Scum Arse Twat Rubbish

Mike: Wanna hear a joke?
Dan: Yeah, sure
Mike: Arsenal
Dan: It's funny because they're shite!

by LA_Galaxy741 May 15, 2014

Arsenal

1. To start with promise but mess up when it really matters.

"I was going to win the league, but I pulled an Arsenal"

by Rayhaan Imam May 19, 2014

Arsenijs Freimanis

they call him white chocolate AKA young sexy mother fucker

hey Arsenijs Freimanis
call me white chocolate

by Big Boi AJ 337, best in world November 17, 2020

arsonance

Arsonance-(n) The state of having a hot arse.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that girl, Simona? She be walking down the street and everybody be like 'Damn, man. That ass is fat. I got a plan to put my hand on that can.'"

Person 2: "Yes, William Shakespeare. You have described her arsonance most aptly."

by DrPeterVenkmanPHD April 9, 2015

Arsène

A french boy who is hot as hell. He likes the number 7, for some reason. Everybody wants him but no one really dares to approach him. He's the best schnitzel there is on earth. He's really kind and he has the most beautiful brown eyes..

"He's an Arsène, be careful or you may fall for him."
"Do you know this guy? -Yeah, he's Arsène. -Oh that explains it. Hot damn!"

by boopbot April 10, 2018

Arsenal

shittest team ever

Liverpool 4-0 to Arsenal Damn i'm disappointed

by itrtrhshs June 19, 2018