alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

alphabet

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

pretty easy i must say

a 4 year old: hey dad i just learned the alphabet!
dad: oh ok son!
a 4 year old: it's asdadsadcwsawdfghgfegfdsds
dad: FRICKING BAD!!!!!!!!

by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018

alphabet backward

Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!

by Sett August 14, 2017

Alphabet

Letters are organised in a pacific order.

Friend: Say the alphabet quickly
Me: Okay, a b c d e f-
Friend: Alphabet

Me: You little shit

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Alphabet

A series of letters in the English alphabet

The alphabet goes:

A
C
B
E
D
G
F
H
J
I
K
M
N
O
L
P
R
S
Q
T
V
U
Z
Y
W
X

by Polskii February 7, 2019

Alphabet

Root words: alpha, beta. Hebrew in origin.

Culmination of all the letters used to form words in/and sentences.

Do you know all 26 letters of the English alphabet?

by JustaMason May 30, 2018

NATO alphabet

An alphabet that consists of words which begin with the letters of the standard English alphabet

Have you ever learned about the NATO alphabet? It goes like this: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022