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alphabetical attributes

BATtributes: Details of either a wooden baseball-whacker, or a flying cave-dweller.
CATtributes: Da specifics of Mr. Furry-Purry.
DATtributes: Da performance-specs of 21st-century audio-recording.
FATtributes: How overweight someone is, and whether it's due to overeating, junk food, or a medial condition.
GATTributes: Details of da infamous international-commerce accord which was much-frowned-upon by many countries.
HATtributes: Da appearance, fit, and quality of head-wear.
KATtributes: Da ingredients, size/weight, and texture/taste of da famous red-wrapped candy-bar.
LATTE-ributes: How good your cup of milky espresso was.
MATTE-ributes: Details of a non-glossy painting.
Other examples of alphabetical attributes are:
NATtributes: Da appearance and personality of Daniel McCormick's pint-sized side-kick in "Forever Young".
PATtributes: Da dimensions of a slab of butter, Trish's particular qualities, or da delightfulness-level of gentle palm-bounces on someone's shoulder or head.

RATtributes: Da anatomical details of everyone's least-favorite rodent.
SATtributes: How someone rests on his butt, or da perceived difficulty/fairness of school-exams.
TATtributes: How Madea defines her temper-management issues ("I'm not angry; I'm just gettin' da gotters!")
VATtributes: Details regarding a large laboratory-basin.
WATTributes: Da voltage and current of da "angry pixies" in an electrical circuit.
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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Alphabet boys

a slang term for CIA FBI DHS ATF DEA (black shadow gov't)

these are the bad guys that put nanobots in people and read your mind from post office vans around the corner
and v2k people to get them to kill people. they put killer nanobots in people, known as psychtronic weapons
or use remote psychotronic weapons to make people crazy or kill them

or use psychtropic weapons (biological weapons) to make people sick and die

entrap people. the "matrix" people if you will

BAD BAD BAD

serial killers that "don't exist" according to the regular feds
"Yo bro can you hear that?"

"what"
"N)gga the walls are talking" ( voice of god weapon) or v2k

"my n)gga my head hurts really bad and someone is snitchen on everything i do"
" bro you got shot up with a hat (red mesh net) and quad bugs ( killer nanobots that set up the hat)
and you got spider bugs in you" they see through your body all blue outlines and sht

"bro whys the doctor saying im crazy but won't look at my brain"

"cause those dirty cracker alphabet boys is calling saying your a threat to the world"

"so why df can i leave" "cause there not supposed to put things in you"

1-bro your moms in the alphabet boys but ur from mission hill
2-"yea dog its cuz like they go after bad people and don't care about us"
1-"your a bixch a$$ n)gga get out my house and fxck ur moms"
by REAL_N)GGA July 23, 2023
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Alphabet People

People who are part of the LGBTQ…ABC…XYZ (oh whatever the fuck it is now) community.
Yeah he, she, it’s one of thoseAlphabet People”.
by Charlotte Baxter May 21, 2024
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Gay alphabet

The acronym lgbtiqcapgngfnba, I'm sure there's letters missing but this bullshit acronym changes everyday.
*a shop sign that reads "we support people from lgbtiqcapgngfnba!"*. "Hey look, that shop supports people from the Gay alphabet!", "That's fucking gay as, let's avoid this woke store".
by In100years,whosgonnacare January 19, 2024
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alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.
whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
by kidla November 10, 2010
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Alphabet Mafia

An easier way of saying LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123+, because dear god… that is a lot of letters and numbers. Plus is there for a reason fellas, we don’t need to add a new letter every four seconds please I feel like I’m walking on ice whilst saying this acronym and I’m literally pansexual.
Ray: Yo did you hear about Joshua?
Anna: Yeah he’s part of the alphabet mafia
by i hate tyjo (im not jishwa) November 5, 2023
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alphabetical authorities

Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.
Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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