Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

ALFIE

He’s gay

Alfie is gay

by Alfie gay boy November 11, 2019

Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

ALFIE

Massive nob bigger the Antonio

ALFIE Has a massive nob

by Hhhhoigff November 23, 2021

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie

The most amazing person in the entire world who does not like maisie Shores

Alfie is so amazing

by BIG WILLY PERSON January 8, 2021