An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.
"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"
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Get the albino nosebleed mug.When a pale young lover leaps through the air and lands on his "prey" biting the neck of his catch while performing growls and sexual acts.
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Get the Albino mug.A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
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Get the Albino Butt Rag mug.When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
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