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ahmed 🌹

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!
by alicantsleep March 16, 2024
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Ahmed

Ahmed is one of the kindest man you will ever meet! He’s intelligent and is very kind to his family. and when you need him, he will be there for you. He is an amazing son, friend, and husband. He is funny and has a very great sense of humour. He is understanding and does not get mad easily. Also he is very reliable and will give the best advice.
Let me call Ahmed, he will know what to do.
by Lolypopnice November 21, 2021
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ahmed

a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw
person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts
by definetly not mist August 27, 2022
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Ahmed Amine

Ahmed Amine is a sexy Moroccan dude who gets all the ladies. He is the smartest and coolest and every girl loves him. He is too cool for school and still does better than anyone. Despite being shorter than his classmates, we all know what is long *wink wink*. He gets laid every night because girls love his big dick.
Oh my gosh, Amine rekt my asshole last night, I can barely walk straight.

I wish I was cool like Ahmed Amine

He is so sexy and his dick is soooo big

"Did you see that guy's unforgettable smile? He is such an Amine!"
by Urbainstaffguy1 November 22, 2021
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Moey Ahmed

Moey Ahmed is the sexiest cunt you'll ever find or see to step foot in this world. His naturally talented and has a massive massive penis which he uses to thrust into vaginas.
by CHICKEN TIKKA 2008 July 22, 2023
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sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.
Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?
by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021
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Ahmes

This name derives from the Ancient Egyptian “Jˁḥ msj > Ahmose”, meaning “born of Lah (god of the moon in ancient Egyptian religion)”
Ahmes the great
by Yabeeeee November 23, 2021
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