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ahmed

a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw
person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts
by definetly not mist August 27, 2022
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Mr Ahmed

He will violate you for absolutely anything you do. If you have him for science you will not learn anything but at least the lessons are funny
suck ur mum- mr ahmed
by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022
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Rayyan Ahmed

Rayyan Ahmed was once a famous professor who had a wife back in the 2000s. His wife was madly in love with him but he was more focused on his lab work. He always put her aside till her later death in 2015. He is famous for his speech on women and their importance.
Do you know that women speaker whose wife died?
Rayyan Ahmed?
Yes that's the one.
by Ariaaaaaaaar November 22, 2022
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Ahmed

A dude who cannot think straight but is determined in a way that auuuuuugh
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HALEEMA AND AHMED

They are a perfect and happy couple who enjoy time together, value each other, and maintain a strong bond. No couple is truly perfect, but Ahmed and Haleema become their own version of a perfect couple. They build trust with each other and develop healthy communication habits. MASHALLAH SO CUTE!!! 100% HALAL CERTIFIED
person 1: Hey, look at that couple over there they are perfect for each other
person 2: That must be Haleema and Ahmed
by Mufti Menk Ismail Menk September 30, 2022
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Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.
by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022
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Ahmed

Ahmed: I'm thankful :)
by Destory January 7, 2022
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