Want ads

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.

Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2023

ads with kids

The worst ads of all time

NOOOOOOO I FOUND THESE ADS WITH KIDS

*mutually kills himself*

by Triakulus March 11, 2021

workbench ads

Workbench ads | A ad with a Workbench thing... What's the point?

Ad error. ( workbench ads )

by saloema October 9, 2021

ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.

Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.

by enoreyt August 7, 2012

kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.

Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.

by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010

ad matay

this term is said by the elder of the tribe or group of people to relife stress.

I.R samar ayef meod

the veteran of the soliders get pissed off abd screams: " ad matayyyyyy!!"

by Try_alt_f4 July 20, 2020

Ad Layers

A description for layers in an ad. As an example: For most mobile games ads will appear, But even when you click the X button on the top right corner, a new screen will pop up that usually has the thumbnail of the game on the top, the name of the game in the middle, and below it all is a big blue button that says "Get". Ad Layers are defined by how many Ad Skips there are. 1 Ad Skip = 1 Ad Layer(s), 2 Ad Skips = 2 Ad Layers.

Person 1: "Yo look at this game I found!"
Person 2: "I've seen that game in an ad, the ad was so annoying since there are way too many Ad Layers on it"
Person 1: "shut up cracker"

by NovyGG December 21, 2022