moses husband

a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3

i simp for Moses husband

by humony February 7, 2021

Moses

A man of great faith that followed and chased after God whole heartedly without doubt.

Moses led the Israelites out of captivity from the Egyptians.

by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021

the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moses

Moses from the red sea

Me: Hello Moses from the red sea!
Moses: dude for the last time, I WASN'T IN THE BIBLE

by Friend of moses February 20, 2020

Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.

"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022

Moses

Someone who gets people removed from their dreams

Moses aka mastermoziah did that girl dirty man she trusted him!

by chiefKeff September 16, 2021