geek leech

whenever you're offered drugs by somebody who is already high on said drug.

Never geek leech when a tuned geeker approaches you with Lean

by wonkset November 2, 2021

Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong

The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017

Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.

Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!

by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019

daddy leech

a close person who hates on themselves but is actually the noun.; the most beautiful person you have ever met. but yet still you show your love and affection by making fun of them.

Damn girl. your such a daddy leech. lemme snatch you.

by ss2315 October 23, 2017

Archie Leech

The guy who got triple edited on boxed like a fish got 200 pumped on and then had his teammates killed so he couldn’t get rebooted

That guy got Archie Leeched

by Deez nuts 200 May 27, 2022