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Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."
by Roghog October 10, 2014
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Front-ending

Synonymous with a head-on or side impact vehicular collision, front-ending is the terminology used by the undereducated female of a white trash ancestry.

The term is typically utilized when the subject is in a panicked state; a common occurrence due to most subjects’ inability to regulate thoughts and emotions.
She that close to me front-ending her car!
by ScandiFlick January 4, 2019
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front artist

Front artist is the following Dishonest untruthful unreliable
by 3978E June 7, 2018
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Front the dome

To give a guy you have no actual relationship with a random blow job.
That girl over there is so slutty. She'll definitely front the dome.
by LMLYMI January 8, 2009
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buck fronts

damn that girl has some gnarly buck fronts.
by b0n3sk1 January 12, 2009
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Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.
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