She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.
Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
by Izzzme April 18, 2019
Get the Vanessa Annmug. 
The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.
Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012
Get the Vanessa Wastedmug. Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?
Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.
Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.
by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020
Get the Vanessa Pudgensmug. a wanna be bad girllly girl who has never kissed a guy and thinks she is better than everyone else, which she is, jk kys
by smells like up dog cuh April 17, 2019
Get the vanessa mooremug. Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad
by vilagger999 November 1, 2020
Get the Vanessa's Dadmug. A girl who is amazing pretty and wants to achieve her goals. Has loads of friends and loves hanging with them. She enjoys parties and also spending time with her family. Is an active girl and is smart, funny, kind and overall amazing! Many people want to be her friend
Wow see that girl Vanessa Brooks she is amazing!
Vanessa is such an amazing friend I’m so lucky to have her as one !!
Vanessa is such an amazing friend I’m so lucky to have her as one !!
by 101vvvv September 11, 2020
Get the Vanessa brooksmug.