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peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 10, 2017
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Peanut Butter 69

This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.

"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"
Have you ever heard of this move called the "Peanut Butter 69"?
by Master Of Pokémon June 8, 2016
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peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut Butter Clit

When a female put peanut butter on her clit to make a dog eat her out.
Hey Beth, did spot like the Peanut Butter clit last night?
by Cameron graham December 26, 2020
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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
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Peanut Butter Hips

A girls hips are rubbery, looking like peanut butter and have canyon thighs.
Damn. Look at that bitch, she got the peanut butter hips and everything!
by The Creator & Definer March 1, 2011
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