the rosa parker

when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys

Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Parker Kenpo

A style of kenpo karate created by Mr.Parker. Compared to other styles it's relatively young. The defense techniques are based on the predetermined actions of the attacker. Some people think that parker kenpo is "safe" because it the techniques have a check system unlike some other arts where the first or second strike must take down the opponent.

Parker kenpo is a very good martial art.

by BklynKnight January 22, 2005

Parker

Ugly a”” and a cheater.‼️NEVER DATE A PARKER ‼️

Look at that guy he so ugly he has to be a Parker.

by Macy bradford November 26, 2017

Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Sanlam Parker

Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone

Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!

by Ghende August 24, 2021

Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

by Dasmoney October 19, 2009