The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
by Roghog October 09, 2014
by b0n3sk1 September 24, 2008
to have sexual intercourse
by schwagnasty May 28, 2023
The same as your back story only different. The direction is different. Your front story is Vuja De and your back story is Deja Vu. Since Deja Vu is been there done that then Vuja De is going there doing that. If people don't know your front story then they can't come alongside you and help you because doing so helps them.
In order to realize that we have enough overlap to help each other going forward after just meeting I'd need to know as much about your front story as possible.
by Netfriending September 08, 2018
The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
by AbAbsurnwef54665465465wfwefwef May 10, 2019
Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 07, 2015