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chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community
woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris
by gingers can die October 13, 2021
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Chris

Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him
I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed
dude did you hear that kid named chris has a girlfriend

Yea what's her name dude

Demon
by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
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Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.
You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends
by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a mega simp
You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp
by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020
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