poose mist

a wet or juicy queef

man i just made my girl poose mist!

by milfs.and.cookies January 7, 2023

mist evening

A male having sex in the smoking hot shower with at least 5 girls

What you doing tonight?
I'm having a mist evening

by chickchockpoopoo November 13, 2013

Mist Nobled

When someone is convinced something is much more challgening then it really is.

Niko (unc) : Theres a boss coming up and he's really hard

Kieran : Dude I killed him in one hit

Kieran : Did I just get Mist Nobled?

by MeAmTurtle June 6, 2024

Red mist

Red mist is an lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that has Squidward in it. The story of it is that Squidward is playing his claranet in his house but Spongebob is being a little baby so Squidward says "spongebob sHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Spongebob then crys like a little turd. There is a knock on the and Squidward goes and answers it. This random scottish fish says "the red mist is coming. Later on that day Squidward is on the big stage and starts playing an ungodly song if you could even call it that. Everyone is totally pissed off because they paid good money to see him but it sounds like mr.krabs taking a giant crap. "THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH" the crowd shouts including Spongebob and Patrick. All they're eyes turn red and Squidward is really sad becuase everybody hates him now. He sits on his bed and cries like a baby and in the backround a wind sound can be heard. Then a image of Squidward with red eyes comes on the screen and he shoots himself.

Some guy: bro have you watched red mist on youtube?
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.

by That red line on Youtube July 29, 2023

Magic Mist

Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.

"Dude, did you see how I magic misted that bitch!"

"He magic misted me... It was magical."

by magicmisterrr January 3, 2012

Misting

When another person isn’t exactly ghosting but is also not really present anymore. Texting is response-only and minimal. They do not make plans but won’t say no directly when asked about new activities. The other person is polite but not overly friendly. You can’t say they’re ghosting you but they definitely aren’t *not* ghosting you.

I don’t know, I think they’re misting me. I mean, they still respond, but it’s like… why?

by elo_harmony February 26, 2023

Dementor Mist

A low hanging mist or fog that sucks the happiness out of those surrounded by it

Tracey - I feel so depressed, Matt hasn't txted me back

Pemo - Stop being such a pussy, you don't actually care - it's just the Dementor mist making you miserable

by aceofclubs222 December 20, 2010