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Your mum

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.
Girl: you smell bad
Boy:your mum
by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021
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your mum

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by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022
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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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Your Mum

your mums a fat hoe
by Xocrone August 23, 2020
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your mum

by fabulous_asshole_69 June 22, 2019
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suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022
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Your mum

Your mums a milf or dead
by giorgiasolerisrealgf July 19, 2021
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