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Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent
Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH
by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023
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Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"
(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)
by Yoot May 12, 2018
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your mother

great argument but ⬧︎□︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♋︎♑︎♏︎⬧︎ □︎❒︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♓︎ ❍︎♏︎♋︎■︎ ♓︎ ♎︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♎︎ □︎◆︎⧫︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♐︎◆︎■︎
Your mother ha ha☟︎✌︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☹︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎☼︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ 👌︎☼︎⚐︎ ✋︎💣︎✌︎☝︎✋︎☠︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☝︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ ✌︎☼︎☝︎🕆︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ☠︎☜︎☼︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 💣︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎
by A Normal Black Mesa Scientist November 5, 2021
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Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes
Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*
by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018
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Balls deep in your mother.

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.
"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022
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Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"
Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
by warboi45 October 18, 2021
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