wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

wire wool

female pubic hair

“I’m sorry, Rach, he’s got you by the wire wool as far as shopping him”

by GenerationDarby January 14, 2019

Gyu Wool

Sexy Man Who Turns People Into Human Sushi And Shoves Pens Up Cha Jinyoo’s Ass.

Gyu Wool likes to put pens in Cha Jinyoo’s firm Ass.

by Sangwoo Zaddy December 26, 2020

wool

1. A hair like fibre from the fleeces of sheep and other such animals from the Caprinae family. Often used for clothing.

2. None of the above definitions.

1. This jumper is made from wool.

by Dead Deer April 19, 2006

Steel Wool Virgin

A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.

Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-aids

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

wooley

A racial term for an african-american. Referring to the consistency of their hair, similar to wool.

Don King is a fucking wooley nigger.

by James Wisniewski June 19, 2008

woolard

Slut

Thats one busty woolard

by allwaysright April 6, 2015