Ass wipe

Ass wipe means "YOU DUMBASS"

Clean up the kitchen ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016

Wipe (noun)

It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet

Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning

by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.

Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

wipe swipe

When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.

I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?

You know it, that's why It too so long.

by The antichirist of memes May 23, 2016

Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

by Obesio mourinio July 5, 2016