Winter homework

Homework given to students over winter break. Apparently teachers don't understand the definition of a break.

Kid 1: Man my stupid teachers gave me winter homework.
Kid 2: That sucks.

by desanity December 22, 2009

Winter Jacket

Placing ones testicles in the vagina as well as the penis.

I winter jacket-ed sophie last night.

by alaskanjoe April 12, 2014

Winter Brolympics

The Winter or summer olympics but only for bros and their hoes.

Bro 1. Dude did you watch the Winter Brolympics last night?
Bro 2. Yeahh the curling was sicky sicky gnar gnar!

by Stevenk1330 March 3, 2010

winter nigger

albino person, male or female

The damn winter nigger jewed my sunscreen.

by cockofthewalk May 2, 2006

Winter Classic

An outdoor NHL game that occurs on the first day of each year. Usually broadcasted nationwide.

The Winter Classic is Sidney Crosby favorite event, win or lose.

by Shittsburgh Penguins suck January 5, 2011

winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)

1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.

by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009

Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.

John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"

by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009