Windsurfing

The act of performing anal sex while the receiver farts during this action.

"Took this girl home last night and went windsurfing on the first date"

by things25 January 15, 2015

Brown Windsor

The sexual or fetish act of defecating into a condom that is placed inside a females vagina until it is of an enormous and filling size.

Like the Bukkake ritual, for best effect this should be performed by multiple people for maximum filling, or one person who has has an adequate amount of feces.

The condom is then tied off and rammed back and forth into the orrifice.

Can also be performed analy by homosexual couples or the more experimental among the hetro's , but it is recomended the anus be losened up before performing this act.

"Lamar inserted the condom into Luanne and then plopped his hot brown gem into her, She sighed and motioned for Lance to take his turn in the Brown Windsor ritual."

Also:

"Willis stuffed the condom into Manny's ass then reversed apon it with his quivering sphincter.

The Warm load filled Manny with joy.

They had spoken of the Brown Windsor many times, and now it was Wiliis' turn."

by Ben L 64 November 10, 2008

Bag of Winds

A bag of winds is what you get when you fart in a bag, jar, can ect.

X: Look inside this bag!
Y: *looks in "bag of Winds" and gags*
X: *Laughs*

by Pain E. December 9, 2010

Windsor Heights

Pure awesomness in the form of a Des Moines, Iowa suburb.

I live in Windsor Heights because I'm awesome.

by Jamaal_Clifton April 17, 2009

windshield goggles

When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.

Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*

by beavisfreak March 30, 2011

Windshield Wiper

When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.

The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.

by becky mickckcialalakz\iz October 21, 2008

Windshield Wiper

When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.

- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.

by Ryan Staples June 11, 2006